Date: 2011-10-08, 7:31PM EDT
This Saturday, The Grammy Man has opted to ride solo and pursue adventures without the aide of his good pals AwesomeBlowjob McOrgyDirector, TrannyRosebud TheFelchBot, and Assplay TheSnowballMaster. Never before has The Grammy Man considered a one-on-one so you should consider responding now if you're looking to get your pussy railed into fucking oblivion. Because that's what he does-- he rails pussies into straight-up pussy Hell, but don't worry ladies-- due to a sprained ankle earlier in the year The Grammy Man has come upon a pair of crutches that he'd be more than willing to part with in case you need to get yourself home immediately.
Hungover from a whiskey binge the night previous, The Grammy Man now is left with a dry dick and a serious hunger for the unusual. Do you ever sit home at night and feel like something is missing? The answer is yes, yes you do, and that thing is The Grammy Man and his white dick. If you're seeking to get that hole filled (the yearning, not the sexual context) the time to act is now because The Grammy Man is in unusually high spirits because he just got a brand new watch that is solid as fuck, replacing his last Swiss Legends watch that he lost in a drunken stumble home last weekend (along with a pair of headphones but that's not important).
If you wanna do right on a Saturday night contact The Grammy Man today and ride the pussyisland express all the way into straight ecstasy.
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Saturday, October 8, 2011
Thursday, October 6, 2011
The Grammy Man Doesn't Like a Dry Dick - mm4w - 28 (Midtown)
Date: 2011-10-06, 3:06PM EDT
The Grammy Man, TrannyRosebud TheFelchbot, and AwesomeBlowjob McOrgyDirector are looking to fuck. . . because what man likes to have a dry dick? Certainly not us, and working the music industry HARD as we do will definitely make you want to fuck something-- usually to death LOL.
As Betty White put it, "The saying 'grow some balls' doesn't make sense, balls are frail. If you want to be really tough you grow a vagina-- those things can take a pounding." Well, something along those lines anyway. Unfortunately for us we all have dicks, but we'd like to use our own dicks to prove just how tough you really are to yourself.
So that's what's up, you wanna come to Times Square to fucking get fucked by three dudes? We can accommodate you and work at the same time, it's all about multi-tasking. And TrannyRosebud loves fingering so what's not to say he can't type with one hand and take care of you with the other?
You should strongly consider applying if you can suck ten dicks in a matter of minutes, or if you can suck ten dicks while you're horseback riding, or suck five dicks while you're scuba diving. While it may seem moot, these are actual skills that will help you develop and evolve in this ever changing industry. Call the Grammy Man today and start your adventure right away!
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Thursday, September 15, 2011
Get fucked 'til your eyes explode from the Grammy Man and Friends - mm4w - 26 (Midtown)
Date: 2011-09-15, 1:22PM EDT
The Grammy Man and his best budz TrannyRosebud TheFelchBot and AwesomeBlowjob McOrgyDirector are hanging the fuck out in Times Square and want you to come and let them fuck some respect into you. . . and then make you cum.
Feel the headrush of letting three music industry gents defile you completely and for no money at all. We're just three really good friends that are looking to have some fun on the side while we're working hard at our jobs, and nailing you with our hard dicks. We just bought some Febreeze, we won't spray it in your face. We just bought some coffee, we might make some for you if you want it. We've got an alcohol tray that is loaded with bottles that we will put inside you.
Basically what we're trying to say here is that you've never partied until you've been to a Grammy Man party. Everybody does it at least once, so now it's your turn.
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Feel the headrush of letting three music industry gents defile you completely and for no money at all. We're just three really good friends that are looking to have some fun on the side while we're working hard at our jobs, and nailing you with our hard dicks. We just bought some Febreeze, we won't spray it in your face. We just bought some coffee, we might make some for you if you want it. We've got an alcohol tray that is loaded with bottles that we will put inside you.
Basically what we're trying to say here is that you've never partied until you've been to a Grammy Man party. Everybody does it at least once, so now it's your turn.
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Saturday, September 3, 2011
The Grammy Man and Friends Looking 4 Twat - mm4w - 26 (Midtown)
Date: 2011-09-01, 3:19PM EDT
Looks like the Grammy Man and AwesomeBlowjob McOrgyDirector (ABMOD) are it again, this time inviting our new pal Assplay TheSnowballMaster (ATSM) to join into the festivities! Times Square has always been known as a place of debauchery, and we're here to prove that to be correct.
That's right ladies, as we've said before-- come to Times Square and then cum in Times Square as three music industry gents ravish and change your hot little body around like a couple of total assholes. The offer still stands from our last post to insert entire guitars inside your vagina, as well as guitar tuners, straps, drum sticks, a Mac computer (a desktop, not a laptop), a coffee mug, CD's, whatever else we can think of that tickles your fancy.
You've definitely never been fucked by weird cocks like this before. Now is the time to expand your horizons and prove to yourself just how fucked up you really are. You can only go up from here, ladies.
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The Grammy Man and AwesomeBlowjob McOrgyDirector At It Again! :0 - mm4w - 26 (Midtown)
Date: 2011-08-24, 12:58PM EDT
The Grammy Man and AwesomeBlowjob McOrgyDirector have really raised the bar for awesome in Times Square NYC. How would you like to get your pussy plundered by two music industry gents while at the same time maybe learning some hot Photoshop tips and maybe digest some Apple iWork tutorials while you're at it?
It's definitely gonna get fucking steamy as fuck up in this bitch as we can entertain what music-related devices we can fit inside you-- namely guitar tuners, picks, straps, entire guitars, strings... hell, we even have a mandolin all up in this (although it's new and we probably can't use it LOL).
So what do you say, wanna really tear shit up with probably the two coolest guys in the entire city? Let's fucking DO THIS.
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The Grammyman and AwesomeBlowjob McOrgyDirector Looking to Bang - mm4w - 28 (Midtown)
Date: 2011-08-23, 12:36PM EDT
Wanna get completely fucking obliterated by two strapping young gents in the music industry? That's right ladies, come to Times Square, then cum in Times Square because the Grammyman and Awesomeblowjob McOrgyDirector are really turning up the heat in this bitch town.
And I'll be damned if you've ever read a better CL post than this one.
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