The Grammy Man is Riding Solo (Riding Solo) - m4w - 28

Date: 2011-10-08, 7:31PM EDT

This Saturday, The Grammy Man has opted to ride solo and pursue adventures without the aide of his good pals AwesomeBlowjob McOrgyDirector, TrannyRosebud TheFelchBot, and Assplay TheSnowballMaster. Never before has The Grammy Man considered a one-on-one so you should consider responding now if you're looking to get your pussy railed into fucking oblivion. Because that's what he does-- he rails pussies into straight-up pussy Hell, but don't worry ladies-- due to a sprained ankle earlier in the year The Grammy Man has come upon a pair of crutches that he'd be more than willing to part with in case you need to get yourself home immediately.

Hungover from a whiskey binge the night previous, The Grammy Man now is left with a dry dick and a serious hunger for the unusual. Do you ever sit home at night and feel like something is missing? The answer is yes, yes you do, and that thing is The Grammy Man and his white dick. If you're seeking to get that hole filled (the yearning, not the sexual context) the time to act is now because The Grammy Man is in unusually high spirits because he just got a brand new watch that is solid as fuck, replacing his last Swiss Legends watch that he lost in a drunken stumble home last weekend (along with a pair of headphones but that's not important).

If you wanna do right on a Saturday night contact The Grammy Man today and ride the pussyisland express all the way into straight ecstasy.
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The Grammy Man Doesn't Like a Dry Dick - mm4w - 28 (Midtown)

Date: 2011-10-06, 3:06PM EDT

The Grammy Man, TrannyRosebud TheFelchbot, and AwesomeBlowjob McOrgyDirector are looking to fuck. . . because what man likes to have a dry dick? Certainly not us, and working the music industry HARD as we do will definitely make you want to fuck something-- usually to death LOL.

As Betty White put it, "The saying 'grow some balls' doesn't make sense, balls are frail. If you want to be really tough you grow a vagina-- those things can take a pounding." Well, something along those lines anyway. Unfortunately for us we all have dicks, but we'd like to use our own dicks to prove just how tough you really are to yourself. 

So that's what's up, you wanna come to Times Square to fucking get fucked by three dudes? We can accommodate you and work at the same time, it's all about multi-tasking. And TrannyRosebud loves fingering so what's not to say he can't type with one hand and take care of you with the other? 

You should strongly consider applying if you can suck ten dicks in a matter of minutes, or if you can suck ten dicks while you're horseback riding, or suck five dicks while you're scuba diving. While it may seem moot, these are actual skills that will help you develop and evolve in this ever changing industry. Call the Grammy Man today and start your adventure right away!
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